👉 An 'american university' is like a giant playground where the rules are written in the language of bureaucracy, but instead of swings and slides, you get to cram 500+ professors into a room that can barely fit 200 students. Imagine if your high school's pep rally was a full-time job - that's what an American university is like, except the pep rally is filled with PhDs and the school's annual budget is about as generous as a $10 coffee shop.
Edgy example sentence: "The new American university policy mandates mandatory 'identity politics' workshops, where the only goal is to turn your life into a masterclass in existential dread."
